Paypal pishing

All paypal users be warned. Don't be fooled.. this email from Paylal.

I almost got.. damn!!!.....

never use the links in any email. Spend some time and type it out. Especially when there's money or sensitive material involved. And if you absolutely have to click the link please read the address and if you see anything weird about the page don't use it.

And if you use a paypal account get the paypal security key... US$5.00 or AU$7.50. This provides a double lock to your paypal and ebay account. http://www.paypal.com/securitykey

That's all for SECURITY THIS WEEK....

Longest email ever

Everybody wants the shortest email nowadays.. so why not join the minority and go for the longest!!!... You can get yourname@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com (yes, i had to cut and paste that)

OR.. maybe a longer 1? like abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com (tried to register that.. but taken too bad)

And the price for the longest email address in the world??? FREEE!!.. for the 25mb mailbox that will be filled with spam very soon... Well at least you can rest assured that the spammer has a hard time spamming you. and if someone asks for your email and you don't like them very much give them this email address in pen and paper so that they'll have to type it :D

This is on the main page.... (edited by me)

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This must be the most words I've put together since the start!

Gay Incest brothers..:S

What has the world come to... :S

Text jokes!

Yeah.. i know some of you now are sick of the videos we keep posting.. videos videos and more videos.. so now for some good'ol text jokes.

Bullshit

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year.". The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

McGregor

THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that sretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fuck one goat . . . "

One liners

Q: What similarities are there in a condom and a casket?

A: You come in one and leave in the other, and they both hold stiffs.

Q: How many men does it take to mop the floor?

A: None, it's a women's job

40 more years to live

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn't recognize you".

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yeah japanese again...

Djokovic doing impression of other tennis players

Well those who dont know who he is...

Novak Đoković , commonly spelt Djokovic in English media), is a Serbian tennis player who turned professional in 2003. His major achievements have come in 2007, where he was the runner-up at the US Open and reached three Masters Series finals, winning in Miami and Montreal. Also, he reached the semifinals at French Open and Wimbledon. His highest ranking on the ATP Tour is World No. 3, which he reached July 9, 2007.

What you can get with US$11,610.00

Its 3.16am .. and i am really bored... so i went to alienware's website and customized the most expensive pc i can build..

[1] Area-51® ALX Alienware P2 Chassis: Alienware® P2 ALX Chassis with
AlienIce™ 3.0 Video Cooling - Saucer Silver Chassis Customization : Alienware®
Standard System Lighting - Astral Blue High-Performance Liquid Cooling:
Alienware® ALX High-Performance Graphics and Processor Liquid Cooling Acoustic
Dampening: Alienware® Acoustic Dampening Graphics

Processor: Dual 768MB NVIDIA®
GeForce™ 8800 Ultra - SLI Enabled - Liquid Cooled! Processor: Intel® Core™ 2
Extreme QX6850 3.0GHz 8MB Cache 1333MHz FSB - Overclocked to 3.33GHz!Includes Liquid Cooling!

Memory: 4GB Low Latency DDR2 Performance SDRAM at 800MHz - 4 x
1024MB

Motherboard: Alienware® Approved NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI Motherboard

Operating System (Office software not included): Genuine Windows Vista™ Ultimate Desktop Tuners and Remotes: With Media Center Remote
Control and Digital/Analog Combo TV Tuner System

Drive: Extreme Performance
(RAID 0) - 2TB (2 x 1TB) Serial ATA 3Gb/s 7,200 RPM w/ 2 x 32MB Cache

Drive: Additional Storage Drive - 2TB (2 x 1TB) Serial ATA 3Gb/s 7,200 RPM w/
32MB Cache

Primary CD ROM/DVD ROM: 4X Dual Layer Blu-Ray/DVD±RW/CD-RW Burner
Blank Media: 25GB Write Once Blu-ray Disc (4X Maximum) Secondary CD

ROM/DVD ROM: 20X Dual Layer DVD±RW/CD-RW Burner Enthusiast Essentials: Killer K1 Gaming

Network Interface Card - Smoother Online Gaming! - More
Info

Physics Processing Unit: Ageia PhysX PCI-Express Processing Unit w/
128MB GDDR3 - More Info

Sound Card: High-Definition 7.1 Performance Audio

Power Supply: Alienware® 1000 Watt Multi-GPU Approved Power Supply

Monitor: 30'' Dell 2560 x 1600 UltraSharp Widescreen Flat Panel

Speakers: Logitech® Z-5300e 5.1 280-Watt Speakers

Keyboard: Logitech® G15 Gaming Keyboard

Mouse : Logitech® G5 Laser Gaming Mouse

Exclusive ALX Extras: AlienInspection - Exclusive Integration and Inspection - $100 Value - FREE! Exclusive

ALX Extras: AlienWiring - Exclusive Internal Wire Management - $100 Value - FREE!

Exclusive ALX Extras: Exclusive Alienware® ALX Items Exclusive ALX Extras: Alienware® ALX Mousepad

Exclusive ALX Extras: Alienware® Mesh Cap Warranty: 3-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support with Onsite Service

AlienRespawn: AlienRespawn v2.0 Recovery DVD – Windows Vista Edition Security Software: Norton™ Internet Security™ 2007

Microsoft Office Suites: Microsoft® Office 2007 Professional - Factory Installed!Includes Small Business + Access!

Power: UPS Protection - Opti-UPS PS1500B (1050W Capacity)

Headphones: Alienware® Ozma 7™ Headphones with S-Logic™
Technology

well i didnt go overboard with the software.. just basic stuff that u'll need like vista, norton and office plus the 3 year warrenty. Basically it has 3.33Ghz quad core processor, 4GB of ram, 4TB of disc space (4000GB), 2 x Geforce 8800 ultra, a Physics processing card, a bluray burner, a dvd burner, 5.1 surround sound, 30 inch monitor, G15 keyboard and G5 mouse.... awesome!!

and all that costs a grand total of US$11610.00 (wondered if anybody has one?)

dang.. i could buy a car with that... o.O

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Gregorius: NMKY (Finnish YMCA cover)

LoL.. bloody gay!

OMGWTFBBQ .. tetris..

The begining is fast... but pull to like the last quater.. and watch from there.... at the end the guy plays invisible tetris as the credits are scrolling..

and how to get rid of news reporters

so a local news team confronts a man who is accused of assaulting his 79 year old mother and he does this...


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