Chelshit F.C. (again)

yes again because joo is gay for deleting my post (i know he secretly supports chelshit altho he always says he supports arse-anal) and also because i still dont like chelsea.
found all these pics in this group called "chelshit f.c." in facebook

mourinho will still be in our thoughts....and this blog....with his gayass pose :D even tho he got sacked already

fat lampard. eating too much pies eh chubby boy?


and then finally...Man Utd ftw! (ftw is not reversed for wtf...its "for the win")

Blog is ok!

Sorry to the few ppl that visit ourdistractions.com the problem with mozilla browser has been dealt with.. thanks for giving feedback :D. And.. hopefully it wont happen again.. when it does just msg on the chat .. again sorry all for the mess up..

WHAT THE PANDA..

Hmm... somebody spray painted a panda that look similar to the hello panda biscuit (picture below) on the curb in front of my apartment building.... O.o .. wth!?

There... do u see it.... was using my camera phone.. cant zoom in.. but ya.. u get the picture.. ..

The ultimate guide to Rock,paper, sissors and more

But somehow i doubt this will catch on unless suddenly everyone had a very very good memory..

A Real Arse Hole

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Girl Bites Off Boyfriends Lip When Kissing

24 year-old Wei has a very loving girlfriend… Maybe too loving.
When Wei went to see his girlfriend recently they began to kiss. She apparently got so excited that she accidentally bit off Wei’s lower lip. Bit off to the extent that the bottom lip was actually still hanging in her mouth.

Wei was rushed to a hospital in the Chongqin area of China, but the tissue from his mouth was already dead. The doctor was forced to use tissue from other parts of his body to fix his lower lip.

As strange as this story is, it is not the first time Wei’s girlfriend has taken to biting him. It seems whenever she gets excited, biting and hurting Wei is the only way she can be satisfied.
“My girlfriend’s zodiac sign must be a dog”, Wei jokes… while the doctor seems to suggest it might be something psychological with the girl.

source: (新华网) via weirdnewsasia


Hmmm.... lucky its not his little brother..