why i hate optus

let me tell you why i hate optus

1. i signed up for their internet. took forever to set up. and the promised modem never showed up.

2. they upgraded my internet without even informing me.

3. because they didnt inform me, i wasted like at least 5 hrs trying to get it fixed. and was very handicapped for a few days.

4. the retards working there dont even know that my internet connection is changed.

5. the so called technicians, they cant do shit. all they ever tell u to do is really simple stuff that i already know how to do. and they t-a-k-e f-o-r-e-v-e-r t-o t-e-l-l y-o-u w-h-a-t t-o d-o.
e.g.

technician: now go to your desktop (like yeah duh?)
...
technician: are you there yet?
me: yes (like its freaking there u idiot)
technician: ok...now go to "run"
me: mmm...
technician: are you there yet?
me: yes
technician: now type c for charlie.
*i type*
*10 seconds pause*
me: ....
*another 10 seconds pause*
technician: have you done it? (like OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! im not an idiot!!!)
me: yesssss
technician: now type m for mary
me: yup (knowing that the retard is gonna wait till i say something b4 he/she continues)
technician: and now type d for donkey (yes u r a freaking donkey)
me: uh huh
technician: now press enter
me: uh huh
technician: you should now see a black box
me: uh huh
technician: now....type....

and he goes on forever. no wonder im always on the phone with them for at least freaking 1 hr.

6. after that 1 hr (or more) THE PROBLEM IS STILL NOT SOLVED

7. when they upgraded my internet i was supposed to get 2 complementary filters. it was suppose to come b4 they upgraded it. its been almost a month already since it was upgraded. still no sign of it coming.

8. i have to wait for 3 days before they actually tell me that my connection has been upgraded. thank you you lazy pigs.

9. the day my internet connection is activated. supposedly. but i need to freaking call them up to get it working. AT LEAST they worked it out.

10. they freaking disconnect my internet like 2 weeks in. call them up and ONCE AGAIN problem not solved after an hour on the phone. and the lady (i'll be nice and not call her a biatch) said she'll call me back on my hp because she wanted me to try something which required me unplugging my house phone line. i waited for more than 1/2 hr. never got the call. when i tried to call back, i had to wait for the technicians to be available. no way im waiting for u idiots.

11. they sent me a bill. i paid it. the very next day, they direct debit from my account.

now im looking for a phone that is capable of recording conversations so that i will have a copy of me unleashing my fury on the poor martherfarker that is going to attend to my call. you poor soul. serves you right for working for that shit company.

Cool math trick..

But who still ever uses manual calculation after high school...



Anyway sorry for the lack of posts here... getting my own blog up at www.joeyong.net and the exams.. so maybe in 2 days :D

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