life saving condom

not only does condoms helps in not getting a girl pregnant, it can also save your sorry ass for being abandoned on some random island
so this is what you got to do.

1. take off ur pants (better be long pants)

2. blow those condoms up (as shown) and tie it properly. you dont want it to leaking. if you still havent noticed, u need a few of them.

3. stuff those blown up condoms in your pants. almost there...

4. now put it around your neck and tie it up.

5. there you go! your very own condom saving...uhm....whatever you want to call it. the point is that you wont be drowning :D