Two cows!

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk. They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. One cow-peh and one cow-bu


hMm.. then i found more .... man.. supprised by things u can write about 2 cows....o.O

ENRON OR WORLDCOM VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull!

MICROSOFT
You have two cows. You make a deal with dairies to buy no one's milk but yours. Unable to sell milk, the other cow owners sell cheese. You give away cheese to drive them out of business. When you control dairyland you charge a royalty on every cheeseburger and grilled cheese sandwich sold in the world.

INTERNETISM
You have twocows.com. You get sued for $100,000 by a company sporting a similar name claiming economic damage. You loose everything.

ADVERTISING AGENCY You have two cows. You over charge people for your dairy products to finance an advertising campaign that grossly overstates the importance of milk.

LAWYERISM
You see two cows and note that their milk has not been labeled "Contains lactose." You find 20 lactose-intolerant people, start a class action suit against the owner of the cows, the regional dairy co-operative, the distributor and the retailer. You settle out of court for £1,000,000. Lactose intolerant milk drinkers get five quid each. You get the rest. You act surprised when the owner goes berserk and shoots his cows. You feign astonishment when the dairy co-op, the distributor and the retailer all go out of business.

INDUSTRIALISM
You have two cows. You dissect them both, and figure out how to builda milk-factory instead.

E-BAYISM
You have "TWO COWS MINT RARE L@@K!!!!!!!". Two people get into abidding war to see who gets to overpay for the cows. The winner takes 3 months to send you money, then gives you negative feedback when their milk doesn't pop out in half-gallon containers.

AOL-ISM
You have two cows. You paint them bright orange, stick friendly lables all over the place (such as "cow" and "pull here for milk") and market them to people as "the cow made easy". Other people call them "the cow made stupid". Unfortunately, your cows are not compatible with other cows and you are taken to court.

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USA
You have two cows. One is stupid, the other disagrees with its ideals. It is arrested for terrorism and held in a cell for the rest of its life with no trial. The other is elected president.

SWEDEN
You have two cows. You bought them from IKEAand assembled them yourself (it was cheaper). The Volvo cows last a lot longer but don't look as trendy.

TEXAS
You have two cows. You make beef. The beef is tasty.

RUSSIA
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

IRELAND
You have two cows. One is Catholic, one is Protestant. You must keep them in separate fields, occasionally they bite each other through the dividing fence. Hatred stops milk production.

SINGAPORE
You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.


Well... thats probably enough cows for today!!!....