A story about the Amish

First, definition of AmishAn Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time.

They were amazed by everything they saw.

Especially the two silver sliding doors which opened and closed.

They stood in front of this in wonderment, watching.

The son asked 'Father what is it?'

'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life.'

When the doors were open a fat, ugly old lady with a walking stick stepped inside. She pressed a button and the silver doors closed. The Amish father and son watched as the numbers on the wall lit up sequentially. The numbers lit up to the top and then a moment later, the numbers lit up as they came down.

The doors opened and a beautiful young blonde woman stepped out.

The father, without taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, 'Son go get your mother'

From "Life's A Bitch! What Men Really Think" by A. Man