Top ten things to do with a glass of water

1. Drink it.
2. Eat it.
3. Dehydrate it.
4. Pour it over your head and say you just came in from a downpour.
5. Pour it over your head and call yourself stupid.
6. Watch it evaporate.
7. Fund a project to research the process of evaporation.
8. Go swimming!
9. Give it a name and call it an ocean.
10. Pour some sea monkeys in and watch them grow!