Quotes!

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the
Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced
by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which
states that this has already happened.
In the beginning the Universe was
created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a
bad move. "
Douglas Adams

"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!"
Tommy Cooper

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But
not in that order."
Brian Pickrell

"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."
Samuel Butler

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man."
Socrates

"Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take
economists seriously."
Cincinnati Enquirer

"Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we
speak."
Epictetus

"Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always
ends at the wrong moment."
Rudyh

and to end

"If you believe everything you read, better not read."
Japanese proverb